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Why shouldn't I buy an iPhone 13?
Pepys Monster505/25 2:43pm
That bad feel when your entire body is sore, so you can't go to the gym...
Pepys Monster405/25 1:55pm
What's an easy job?
Pepys Monster4805/24 6:08pm
Humans aren't smart enough to discover the secrets of the universe.
Pepys Monster1105/24 11:43am
Imagine going to a car meet.
Pepys Monster505/24 2:14am
I saw some guys pushing a car across an intersection.
Pepys Monster805/24 2:03am
Joe Biden's economic recession.
Pepys Monster1505/23 5:25pm
Male nerd sings karaoke of "Bring Me to Life" by Evanescence.
Pepys Monster1105/22 12:08am
If you were on your death bed right now...
Pepys Monster305/21 11:19pm
I never consented to being dumped.
Pepys Monster205/21 12:31pm
Judge: "I sentence you to work at Walmart for one year!"
Pepys Monster1205/21 11:01am
C/D: You want to have sex with your female friend.
Pepys Monster405/21 10:35am
I keep a glass of water in my bedroom, living room, and kitchen.
Pepys Monster1505/21 6:53am
Imagine if a really old guy got married for the first time.
Pepys Monster705/20 1:04pm
She was my happily ever after...
Pepys Monster105/20 12:49am
Do I have Borderline Personality Disorder?
Pepys Monster905/19 11:00pm
Why shouldn't pit bulls be regulated?
Pepys Monster2005/19 5:34pm
Judge: "I sentence you to work at Amazon for 1 year!"
Pepys Monster1605/19 4:57pm
If you're over 25, your body and mind are already breaking down.
Pepys Monster3005/19 2:39pm
Just shotgunned a Rockstar.
Pepys Monster605/19 12:24pm
C/D: You've forgotten what it's like to be happy.
Pepys Monster1905/19 5:40am
Do you call female friends out when they're rude?
Pepys Monster1705/18 6:08pm
Why are so many guys in their 30s massively overweight?
Pepys Monster3705/18 3:56pm
My ex probably deleted pics of us together.
Pepys Monster805/18 2:38am
Some people really let bugs live in their house.
Pepys Monster205/18 2:06am
My mom yelled at me because she couldn't figure out how to turn on my TV.
Pepys Monster505/16 11:23am
I can't believe they put Godzilla and King Kong into Call of Duty.
Pepys Monster505/16 1:40am
I had my happily ever after.
Pepys Monster605/16 12:48am
I just shotgunned a tall can (24oz) of Twisted Tea.
Pepys Monster505/16 12:24am
Sometimes you have to choose who your loyalty lies with.
Pepys Monster605/16 12:20am
I've been single for 7 months.
Pepys Monster2305/15 2:08pm
Things can always get worse.
Pepys Monster205/14 5:25pm
I resubscribed to my baby girl's OF.
Pepys Monster405/14 6:23am
I still love her.
Pepys Monster905/14 4:52am
Isn't death a trip?
Pepys Monster205/13 4:27pm
I just want to marry a girl.
Pepys Monster4705/13 2:43pm
Would you date a hot girl who was conservative?
Pepys Monster6505/13 8:08am
I'm 34 years old.
Pepys Monster805/13 8:06am
My friend got a DUI tonight.
Pepys Monster105/13 6:16am
Just had 4 bowls.
Pepys Monster305/12 12:52am
Yesterday, I drank 14 Twisted Teas.
Pepys Monster1305/11 10:07pm
What do you do when you have a mental breakdown?
Pepys Monster1205/11 9:06pm
Two crazy guys get into a fight.
Pepys Monster305/11 7:51pm
Why were we taught that it isn't okay to cry?
Pepys Monster205/11 1:16pm
There are some tweakers arguing outside.
Pepys Monster605/11 12:49pm
Why is this website so harshly moderated?
Pepys Monster11805/10 5:45pm
My female friend is going to move away.
Pepys Monster1605/10 4:00pm
I tried to like Elden Ring, but I couldn't get into it.
Pepys Monster605/10 2:20pm
The time has come for me to quit alcohol.
Pepys Monster405/10 2:28am
C/D: You still love her.
Pepys Monster1105/10 12:02am
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